How i Was Spent My Summer Vacation: Days 2 & 3

Day 2

My Trailer Trash Buds

i arrived at Camp David (Hasselhoff) late in the afternoon and hooked up with a triplet of Buds from the trailer. After that, there was only enough time for a couple of immigrants.

A Good Bud at Camp David (Hasselhoff)

Drink Log

• 3 Budweisers
• 2 Coronas

Day 3

i started off in the Bush, stretching four across the afternoon, before Camp David (Hasselhoff) was besieged by Mexicans who put me in charge of the bar. Yeah, right. Me as bartender… Hmm. It’s kinda like, i dunno:

• A pedophile as middle school principal
• An arsonist as fire-chief
• George Dubya as President

Following that debacle, all i could do was wine. My hypnoSis and i wined so much we killed a Little Penguin.

A Bush in the Hand

Who Made An Inmate The Warden!?

Note the Name of the Wine: "Red Wine"--Klassy with a Capital 'K'

Crime Scene Photo of a Dead Little Penguin

Autistic Rendition of a Dead Little Penguin

Drink Log

• 4 Busch Lights
• 2 Margaritas
• 6 glasses of red wine (box ‘Red Wine’ and Little Penguin Merlot)

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